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"THE SUPREME IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT HARDLY ANYONE GETS OUT OF IT ALIVE." — Robert Heinlein
Billy on the Street Emmy Edition with Seth Meyers!!! from Billy on the Street

wnyc:

If you haven’t been watching the Emmys, the funniest thing to happen so far is already on the internet.

—Sean, sideshow 

Posted on August 25 with 65 notes at 9:35 pm

(Source: pizza-fries)



nikkisshadetree:

mtvnews:

girl power.

mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.

nikkisshadetree:

mtvnews:

girl power.

mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.

(Source: fuckyeahqueenbeyonce)


(Source: humorstop)


spankmehardbarry:

spankmehardbarry:

spankmehardbarry:

"i hate straight people (:"

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"i hate the gays :/"

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hating someone based on their sexual orientation

Posted on August 25 with 208 notes at 6:19 pm

dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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(Source: bryko)


vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck


teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners


(Source: palestass)


ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

What kind of world do I live in where men are arguing that it’s their decision if a woman uses birth control

Posted on August 24 with 1,554 notes at 7:34 pm

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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I’ve been in my new apartment for about 30 hours. I like my roommates and I like this market we went to and I’m all unpacked and things are looking up. I was really nervous before but I think everything is working out!

Posted on August 24 with 1 note at 5:59 pm