half-bad back-story
"THE SUPREME IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT HARDLY ANYONE GETS OUT OF IT ALIVE." — Robert Heinlein
timothydelaghetto:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


I love this kid lol

timothydelaghetto:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

I love this kid lol

(Source: acidocasualidad)


tyenzakentura:

History in one sentence

tyenzakentura:

History in one sentence


nevver:

Fortune cookie

nevver:

Fortune cookie

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verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day


tairupanda:

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Those are quite the pair of loafers he’s got there.

tairupanda:

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Those are quite the pair of loafers he’s got there.



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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)


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nonsensicalnoelle:

My priorities are clearly in order.

nonsensicalnoelle:

My priorities are clearly in order.


rosalui:

this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

(Source: thetwiceborn)


dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry


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commandersheena:

israfel070:

modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body