half-bad back-story
"THE SUPREME IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT HARDLY ANYONE GETS OUT OF IT ALIVE." — Robert Heinlein

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wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.


andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye


(Source: jimmytfallon)



satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.


clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.


mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"

mishasminions:

onyourkneesbiitch:

pix-gif:

CHRISTMAS CAT GIFT

I LOVE HOW IT JUST SITS THERE

"TOO LAZY TO MOVE SO I’LL JUST ACCEPT THIS TORTURE"


(Source: spikejonzes)

Posted on August 30 with 320 notes at 7:08 pm

watsonette:

mintydroid:

oitnb season 3 requirements

  • for poussey to never be sad ever.
  • no larry

(Source: chensira)


krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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Billy on the Street Emmy Edition with Seth Meyers!!! from Billy on the Street

wnyc:

If you haven’t been watching the Emmys, the funniest thing to happen so far is already on the internet.

—Sean, sideshow 

Posted on August 25 with 65 notes at 9:35 pm

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